#10 Kitty Box crunchies although tasty are NOT food

#9 I will NOT chew crayons or pens, especially the red ones, so that when I throw up my people will not assume I am hemorrhaging.

#8 When at the beach, I will NOT roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. no matter how good they smell!

#7 When in the car, I will NOT insist on having the windows rolled down on rainy days.

#6 I will NOT steal Mom’s underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.

#5 I will NOT consider rolling around the dirt a necessity first thing after a bath.

#4 The cat is NOT a squeaky toy, so when I play with him and makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.

#3 The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

#2 I will NOT consider the toilet bowl a magical, never ending water supply, in spite of clear evidence that it is.

and the #1 thing a dog MUST remember….

#1 I will remember that sticking my nose in someones private area is NOT an acceptable way to greet a visitor.